i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
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While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
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This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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