she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
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Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
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he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
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