i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
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and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
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I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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