Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
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Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
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Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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