ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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