i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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