sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
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think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
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it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
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