he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
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I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
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Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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