I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Randomize