You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
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We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
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Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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