clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
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So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
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We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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