My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
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Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
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I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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