Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
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I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
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Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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