we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
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I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
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She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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