I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
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Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
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This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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