did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Are we still banned from the library?
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
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It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I need a beard to bite.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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