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look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
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That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
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Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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