Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
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This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
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It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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