Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
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Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
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I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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