SEEEEXXX PLEASE
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
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I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
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I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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