at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
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Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
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i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
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