I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
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Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
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She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize