Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
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According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
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I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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