i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
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it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
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Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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