Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
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I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
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Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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