I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
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HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
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You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
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