At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
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you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
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PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
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