I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
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btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
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I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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