He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
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Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
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Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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