At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
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She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
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I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
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