I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
She tied me up with her honor cords...
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
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Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
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Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
not ubering you a puppy
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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