I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
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I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Rumble strips road head = magical
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
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I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
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