When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
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I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
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Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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