I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
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he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
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Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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