I think my vagina is haunted
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
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She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
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On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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