I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
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oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
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when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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