What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
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If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
What a dumb baby whore.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
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Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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