The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
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sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
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She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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