So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
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Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
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OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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