Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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