So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
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youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
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When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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