I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
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Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
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She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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