porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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