North Korea, Best Korea!
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
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a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
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Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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