If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
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i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
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And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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