She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
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Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
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She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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