Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
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Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
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Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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