But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I'm gonna have a badass scar
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
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Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
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Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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