Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
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And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
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Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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