You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
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then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
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When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
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